Monday, September 24, 2012

Things I've learned from being on Pinterest

Things I've learned from being on Pinterest.... 
1. Every fucking recipe being pinned right now has pumpkin in it.
2. People like to eat things with cream cheese in them on Christmas morning. 
3. Every pinned "my style" outfit costs like $4000 when you add up all the components. 
4. Any recipe that starts with the quote "another pinner said this is so good she makes it every week" tastes like shit. Unless I wrote it. 
5. People are totally fucking delusional about the houses they will never be able to afford. 
6. People are obsessed with eating cake and brownie batter.
7. Single women pin way too many fucking engagement ring pictures. 
8. Putting a peice of magic eraser in your toilet overnight does not fucking clean it. 
9. The hair tutorials are impossible to do.
And..
10. People put some really stupid fucking shit on their fingernails.