Listen you pathetic fuckfaces. So we lost. OK, you beat the pats. we have been the underdog MANY years. We USUALLY are. Which is why I am so proud to be a New England Sports fan. I have so many cherished memories over the past 10 years. I will never forget the patriots superbowls or our world series championships. It comes down to one game. Be it a wild card, the afc championship or a title. I love you guys and I am humbled and honored to be a part of a fan base with such storied rivalries and historic games. To Tom Brady: you are the best quarterback in history. But tonite? Shit, I could have come in in the second quarter and made your throws. Pathetic. Listen to the Jets brag. Seriously. Take it in to the next season. You have been TOTALLY pussified by Giselle. I know it's proabably the best ass you've ever had, but here is the black and grey. ASS doesn't win you superbowls. First downs do. Now I have to go field the shit I have dished to me on facebook by Jets fans. JETS FANS. Probably the most pathetic team in history. Thanks. No, seriously. Thank you. Go fuck your supermodel wife while I puke in the toilet and eat all the leftovers.
*edited to add that this was written in a drunken stupor, after which I cried on my living room floor and went to bed, spending the rest of the night resisting the urge to puke. Thank you.
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